Aug
17

Teen Drivers…give them some room.

teen-aged drivers
My teenager driving

I guess it was at the “About Me,” post when I started this blog and promised I would eventually tell some stories about my children and their driving habits.

Well, sitting behind the wheel of Cherry Bomb, the name she gave my cherry red Mustang is Mandy. She is 15 years old and recently got her learner’s permit to drive.  Now, many of you out there in bloggersville, might say, what the hell are you doing, letting her drive a muscle-car like that. I guess I just trust her. However it wasn’t that long ago that she was just learning and I let her take the wheel and while I was patiently instructing her to move closer to the middle line in the road, away from the mail-boxes….I evidently used the wrong terminology and she did, in fact, graze a mailbox with the side mirror. Thank goodness….no damage to car nor mailbox.

After that, we had to be clear on what language would be used for instructions. Along with instructing your young driver, I would ask my readers to be aware of other young drivers….it’s really too bad there is not some sort of magnet I can put on the car that says “NEW DRIVER…..STAY BACK.”

She really is a pretty good driver, it’s just the backing up…..direction to turn the wheels that gets her a little flustered and me a little worried when backing out of tight parking spaces. There should be Teen Parking Spaces, like for the Handicapped…but for now, we will just walk a little farther and park in the open spaces.

If you have a new driver in your house…I’d love to hear a comment!

Jun
24

Over-flowing Pick-up Trucks, A Hazard!

Overloaded pick-up truck

Overloaded pick-up truck

Ever since I witnessed a ladder fly off the back of a pick-up truck, across the median strip of grass, into the opposite two lanes of traffic, hitting the windshield of one car causing it to lose control, complete a 360 degree rotation through the grass and into my lane of traffic at 8:30 in the morning on my way to work on 85 South going to LaGrange, GA…..(and I know this is a run-on sentence…but it’s my damn blog and I’ll run on as long as I want….now where was I?)

Oh yes….I have always been very skeptical, wary and down right afraid to follow any over-stuffed pick-up truck.

I will do everything in my power to get out from behind those truckers that seem to think they can pack everything and the kitchen sink in the back, without a bungee, rope, chain or strap to hold everything nicely in place. I look at these geniuses and think, did they not learn the basics of  gravity and momentum in middle school? While they travel down the highway at 85 mph, changing lanes like they’re at the Indy 500, what do they think is holding that stuff in place….giant, invisible duct tape? Because, of course, down here, at least….people use duct tape for everything.

OK, so today, I’m driving home and what do I see….well, look for yourself and I make my case. Let’s try and guess what’s in this truck? I think I see a lawn-mower handle, several pipes, maybe a bicycle up top, I think maybe aluminum siding and some sort of engine…..who knows? All I know is I quickly moved my pristine Mustang to the other lane and passed him quickly.

Jun
06

No Convertible? Here’s a Solution!

Odd VW Beetle

Odd VW Beetle

Alas, another crappy commute home from my job up near The Perimeter, just off exit 29, Ashford-Dunwoody.

Anyone who has ever driven that route, knows this area to be incredibly congested. I mean, you can be tooling along with exit 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20….whizzing by you, maybe hitting speeds of 75-80 on really sunny, dry days and then …..screech! You test the anti-lock breaks as you come to a dead stop, oh… around exit 22. Those of you out there reading this, who drive this route are nodding your heads so wildly, you are giving yourself a whip-lash!

OK, so what to do? Well, tonight as I was driving home at the high-test speeds of 25 – 30 mph, I see this really odd looking VW Beetle in my right rear-view mirror. I’m driving the Mustang with the convertible top down, which I rarely do because I hate for my hair to get messed up, but I thought…”it’s been a long day, I’m going home anyway….it’s hot and sunny…..WTF.

Well, I see this really odd car coming up, I realize it’s this zany looking old VW Bug, it has big spot lights on the top, a howling wolf sticker on the side window and no driver’s side door. The guy driving it looks like Indiana Jones….well, not as good-looking as Harrison Ford, but you get the picture. The only thing missing were the Germans chasing him, a whip and a pretty girl. I always hate my commute, but sometimes, it’s worth it, just to see what Atlanta has to offer!

 

Apr
26

We didn’t invent the traffic jam, we perfected it!

Not my commute but where I want to be -- the beach!

Mercedes in her Candy Red Mustang

Welcome to Hate My Commute where I get to blog about my crappy commute. I used to be able to work a lot from home but lately I’ve had the (ahem) pleasure of driving up into the City of Atlanta most days of the week. To help myself cope with the stress of that I decided I would vent my frustrations here. Hope you find this blog to be entertaining, funny and maybe even helpful.